Did you think?
Did you see?
as you vegetate in front of your TV
high definition and everything
Yeah, you got it all
Everything but love
You even got Jesus
That is - your own version
Your Jesus is so smart
Your Jesus is so cool
Your Jesus gets you straight A’s in school
And a fat 401k to boot
Your Jesus is great
Like superman
Always popping up to get you out of a jam
He makes sure no one screws up your plans
Your Jesus looks great, smells nice, is well groomed
Helps your baseball team, banker, and governor
Makes sure they keep kissing up to you
Keeps you from ever looking like a fool
Your Jesus gives you everything
Helps you reach your american dream
Makes you healthy, wealthy, and wise
Keeps you under sunny blue skies
Your Jesus follows you obediently to church
Or the building that bears a name
Where you get your weekly serving of the Word
Or a safe, non-fat version of cheapened grace
Your Jesus helps you reach your dreams
Your Jesus has an ATM
He’s more like a machine
Than the King of Kings
There’s just one problem with your Jesus
And how good he makes you feel
In spite of the supposed benefits
Your Jesus isn’t real
The real Jesus is God who became man
And was really crucified
Who says “if you want life,”
“follow me and die”
